Ten panels, one identity crisis
From couches to qcow2.
Every panel hides a stack of cardboard boxes somewhere. They get fewer, and more digital, the closer we get to the end.
Same team, same servers, far fewer couches. We stopped moving furniture and started moving virtual machines — off VMware and end-of-life CentOS, onto a modern OS, with a signed parity report as proof. Here's the whole story.
Every panel hides a stack of cardboard boxes somewhere. They get fewer, and more digital, the closer we get to the end.
We move virtual machines — cold images, running VMs, bare-metal boxes that predate your whole estate — and rebuild them on a modern OS with a signed parity report as proof. Nobody knows how to say the name. Nobody asks about their sofa either.
P.S. Yes, Vern looks a little different these days. When we rebranded, even he got a glow-up — same server soul, higher resolution, fewer cardboard boxes. Go meet the remaster.
Meet the new Vern →